yes in a desperate scrabble to avert eyes from the list of thieves that make up parties at Westminster, Gordon is using smoke, mirrors and rubber bands to show how caring he really is,
in a matter that he has been totally silent about, he is now curring favour with the groundswell of the public that has had enough of councils, recycling at any cost organisations and wheelie bins, talk about moving the public eye to a common enemy, it is to late, now the good news, I was still thinking that MP's who had their snouts in the pigs trough would get away with it, well I have never been so happy to be proven Wrong!
how about this for good news? Scotland Yard launched a full-scale inquiry, at least two Labour MPs and a Labour peer are to be investigated over alleged fraud in their claims, detectives are also considering evidence against several more, who face the humiliation of being interviewed under caution, prosecuted and even jailed, Labour MPs David Chaytor and Elliot Morley, who claimed interest payments for ‘phantom’ mortgages, and Baroness Uddin, who has been accused of fiddling subsistence allowances, all face police investigations, two other MPs, Labour’s Ben Chapman and Tory Bill Wiggin, may also face further inquiries after they were exposed as claiming for mortgages that did not exist,
now for the good bit, the MPs could be charged with fraud, theft or misconduct in a public office, the maximum sentence under both the Serious Fraud Act 2006 and the Theft Act 1968 is ten years, misconduct in public office carries a maximum life sentence,
read that bit again, misconduct in public office carries a maximum life sentence, and why? because people we trusted walked into our living rooms, opened our pay packets, took out our money and spent it on themselves, do you want to see some examples? and remember the really bad ones have been blacked out,
it goes from these,
£1.05 Single postage stamp claimed by Britain's richest MP, Shaun Woodward
£1.40 Bus ticket for Mr Woodward
£1.89 Pack of tea towels for Nadine Dorries
£1.99 Grater for Rosie Winterton
£5.90 Jam pot covers for Jonathan Djanogly - who also needed six picnic forks
£9.99 Book entitled The Rebels: How Blair Mislaid His Majority for leading Brownite Ed Balls
£10 Milk frother for Conservative MP Graham Brady
£14.99 Don Foster's clock gift set
£21 Black toilet roll holder for Graham Brady
£32 Monthly rental of Nadine Dorries' Blackberry phone
£33 Remembrance Day poppy wreaths for education secretary Ed Balls
£33.38 McVities Luxury Biscuits for Nadine Dorries MP
£39 Copies of the Racing Post for Richard Spring - necessary because Newmarket racecourse is in his constituency, he says
£55 To replace Dominic Grieve's lost garden shed key
£60 Books including How Parliament Works for Conservative MP Greg Clark
£69 A breathalyser machine for Ian Cawsey. The MP says it was necessary
to these,
(and a lot more in the middle)
£797.62 Ashok Kumar's ceiling mirror and other renovations
£938 Jim Devine MP's minkcoloured suite
£1,000 Cupboard for Paul Holmes MP
£1,086.30 Alan Beith's laundry bill over three years
£1,197.51 Toilet blocked by sanitary towel. Would-be Speaker John Bercow's repair bill included £933.14 for replacing the toilet
£1,197.69 Chris Grayling's claim for three shredders
£1,765 Oliver Letwin's phone bill
£1,800 Christopher Fraser's bill for cherry laurel and red cedar trees
£2,339 Alistair Darling's claim for 'magnolia cavalier cavalace velvet wool carpet with cloud and cumulus underlay'
£3,525 Keith Vaz's claim for 42,000 calendars
£5,137.70 Liam Fox's mobile phone bill
£8,289.04 Former postman Alan Johnson's bill for a device to fold paper and insert it into envelopes,
and did I mention Gordon's best mate Blair was not able to produce receipts for expenses totalling more than £43,000 over a three-year period? read that again, £43,000 over a three-year period, just gimme, gimme, gimme! receipt, what receipt?
message to the judge, "please M'lud, send them down!"
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