Stop! In The Name Of The Law!

was being shouted at an errant squirrel in Rheine, Germany,

a wanted photo of a squirrel that broke into a furniture shop and caused thousands of pounds of damage has been issued by police, well far be it from me to criticize police methods, but I thought all squirrels looked the same, evidently not, the one the police are looking for seems to be especially unapproachable, a police spokesman said, 'He should not be approached – unless you've got a bag of peanuts,' I hope he has not got any relatives in the UK!