I Have Heard Of The Phrase 'Cold Turkey' Before,

but what was alleged poultry poacher Deon Williams thinking when he shoved a deep frozen 12-pound turkey breast into his baggy sweatpants? even after being asked by Fine Fare Grocery cashier Michelle Benjamin to replace the item the 19 year old just walked out of the shop, "You have something in your pants!" Sergio Marte the owner above barked at Williams, who squealed back, "I'll give it to you -- don't touch me!" "I don't want to touch you -- just give me the turkey!" Marte demanded, Williams dumped it on the street, and when Marte bent over to pick it up, the teen clocked him in the jaw, the butcher said, the cowardly Williams was caught and charged with robbery, petty larceny and criminal possession of the stolen poultry, He is due back in court Nov. 15,

it's not the first time he used his pants to stash a five-finger discount, sources said, Williams was arrested on Aug. 5 after trying to smuggle seven cans of Red Bull out of a bodega on Manhattan Avenue in Greenpoint, authorities said, I still can not think of how cold the deep frozen bird must have felt whilst in his pants, still he will be looking forward to hopefully doing a bit more bird in the near future!