Why Can You Not Take A Zebra And A Macaw Into The Doghouse?

because they serve food!

obvious when you think about it, unfortunately for 55-year-old Jerald Reiter he did not take that fact into account when he loaded them into his pick up truck and took them for a ride, it appears both have free rein of the family home, so naturally they accompany the family on outings,

also evidently the animals enjoy car rides, in that vein he decided to take the zebra and the macaw with him when he headed out for dinner on Sunday night, but he did not want to leave his pets in the car, that's where it all went a bit wrong,

the owner of the dinner told the Jerald that they never allow animals in their establishment as they serve food, now here is where it gets a little confused, a passerby reported seeing a zebra and a macaw sitting in a pick up truck parked outside the Doghouse Bar and Lounge in Ankeny, just outside Des Moines, apparently it is not a common occurrence in the area, so the police were called, after answering a few questions Reiter said that he knew he was too drunk to drive shortly after getting in the vehicle and that he was getting out to let a human passenger take the wheel, after hearing the bizarre explanation, the police tested Reiter's sobriety and he failed a number of tests, apart from not drinking and driving the moral of the story? aways phone ahead and ask if you can bring in your zebra!