Over The Years I Have Often Heard The Phrase,

'do not bring a knife to a gun fight',

sound advice I am sure, but here is one knife you could bring along,

it does in fact have a .22-caliber five-shot pinfire revolver, this is a multi-tool created by John S. Holler in Germany around 1880, the knife actually predates the Swiss Army Knife, which started production about a decade later in 1890,


the knife has 100 functions, including every types of blades imaginable, it has a serrated blade, dagger blades, shears and scissors, an auger, a corkscrew, saws, a lancet, button hook, cigar cutter, pens and pencils, mirror, and straight razor, you can even use this tool to tune a piano, as it has a piano tuner built in, hungry? it's got a butter knife so you can butter your toast,

the flip side of the knife opens up to reveal ... a small crucifix knife, perfect for killing vampires! what a great knife, but before you rush out to order one it has one absolutely essential function missing, sadly for me, it does not have a bottle opener, that's because the bottle cap wasn't invented until 1892, D'Oh!