With Valentines Day,

just around the corner,

here is a web site called symmetry that you can download Valentines cards from with a scientific theme, like the one above, but here is the thing, for each card there is a anti Valentines message, 

like this one for the first card, accelerate/collided, get it? so if you discover your P=0.0000003 through one of these cards it will be a scientific discovery indeed! P.S. P=0.0000003 is, of course, the statistical certainty needed in physics to say you've discovered a particle, or dare I say it a true love?