With Christmas Just A Quick 9 Months Away,

now is the time to start planning Christmas presents,

 and if you have a husband, lover, boyfriend, Dad, brother or hairy significant other half, now is the time to start them growing a beard, why? I hear you ask, well you can then buy for them at Christmas as a present, the Glitter Beard Kit,

 the kit contains one 50ml bottle of beard oil, one pot of red glitter and one bib,

I guess you can buy other colours of glitter from novelty shops, so for special occasions you can see you other significant half in a rainbow bread, just make sure no one is near you when you sneeze, it might be unfortunate if you cover them with glitter! and no I am not on commision!