You Know You Have Had Too Much To Drink When,

you arrest a tree!

 unlikely though it may appear this tree apparently started lurching towards British army officer James Squid, threatened by the tree, the story goes the officer ordered the Mess Sergeant to arrest it, 

 the Mess Sergeant followed the officer's orders and chained the offending tree, stopping it's lurching, that happened in 1898, more than a hundred years later, the tree is still in chains,

that will teach the tree to mess with a British army officer! for the full story have a look here, note to self, if you see a tree move yell for a Mess Sargent to chain it down.