If You Are Thinking Of A Buying Pet,

how about a snail?

a big one, of course You have to like slimy pets, but look at the upside, does not need walks or exercise, no feathers or fur around the house, and does not make any noise,

the downside is of course it can not be trained to play fetch, but if a super sized giant West African snail (Archachatina marginata or fulica) is going to be your choice, have a word with German insect breeder Adrian Kozakiewicz of Insecthaus, and no I am not on commission and no I do not want a snail as a pet, I was just amazed at how big they grew.