I Know,

it is me,

 I just do not get today's fashions,

 I know all the youngsters,

 will be queuing up to buy the latest offerings from menswear designer Craig Green's collection for fashion brand Moncler's ongoing Genius project, Green's sculptural, monochrome collection is the third to be launched as part of Moncler's Genius Project, which was unveiled at Milan Fashion Week earlier this year, 

 but for myself,

I just feel I would look a total plank, dressed like this in South East London waiting for a number 54 bus in Woolwich, as I said, it must be me.