If You Are In The Habit,

of associating with criminals,

there is a chance that if they are arrested, you could be arrested too, as an accomplice, which is what happened to this bird doing bird, the Dutch police arrested a man and his pet bird for shoplifting, the bird, who was on his owner's shoulder during the arrest, was placed in a jail cell with bread and water, interestingly enough, when the media reported the arrest, they placed a little black bar over the bird’s face to protect its identity, well quite so, birds have rights too you know! as an aside in case you do not know what 'doing bird' means, here is the explanation, and if you want to talk like a cockney, here are a just a few of the expressions you will need to know.