The Cow In This Wanted Poster Is,

and I quote, 'faster that it looks',

a cow that’s been “roaming loose in Florida” for three months, has now got it's own wanted poster, while not dangerous, the cops are worried that the aforementioned cow might be the cause of a traffic accident if not brought under control, police spokeswoman Amanda Conwell told reporters that police officers and specialist cattle wranglers have been unable to catch the animal. Once or twice they’ve got close but been forced to back off when the animal came close to busy roads, “It jumps fences,” she said. “It goes into pools.” one Florida resident said she was relieved to see the Wanted poster, because she had seen the cow in the road a few days before and had been worried that she had been hallucinating, well I guess people often do in Florida, so that was a relief then! image credit: @PPinesPD/Twitter/ DailyStar, where is Roy Rogers when you need him, or am I showing my age?