As Hobbies Go,

listening to birds is pretty laid back,

until it gets competitive, in Vinkensport or vinkenzetting (literally ‘Finch Sitting), a traditional animal sport practiced in the Dutch-speaking region of Flanders, it’s all about sitting down and listening to birds singing, in Vinkensport, small cages are lined up in a row about six feet apart on the street. Inside each box is a single male chaffinch whose job is to produce as many bird calls as possible in one hour. Sitting in front of the wooden cages are their owners, the vinkeniers (“finchers”) who tally the bird songs with chalk on a large wooden rod. Each chalk line represents one complete bird call which ends in a characteristic flourish known as a susk-e-wiet. Judges walk along the row of cages to make sure no one cheats. The chaffinch with the most bird calls in an hour is declared the winner, photograph Spotter2/Wikimedia Commons,

Vinkenzetting can be traced back to the late 16th century, when historical documents first mention is as a sport among Flemish merchants. By the nineteenth century, the sport’s popularity had waned considerably, but, for some reason, it saw a resurgence after World War I and as of 2007, there are more than 13,000 vinkeniers breeding 10,000 birds every year, according to Wikipedia, chaffinch use a variety ot methods to make sure their birds have a chance to win Vinkensport competitions. These include selective breeding, high-protein diets, and controversial singing stimulation techniques, like playing music and recordings of bird song and using artificial lights,

a controversial aspect of Vinkensport is cheating, the owner of one chaffinch that managed to produce a record 1,278 susk-e-weits in one hour was later accused of cheating by doping his bird with testosterone. Another time, a bird managed to produce the exact number of bird calls in three rounds of the competition, and when its cage was opened, a CD player was found inside. The things people will do to win a bird call competition, and there was me thinking that my sport of fishing was boring, I sit by a river or lake, drop the fish a line, and they never reply!