Whilst Surfing The Net,

 do people still say that today?

 I came across this really neat site, Wrong Hands, difficult to describe but it takes common sayings and objects and turns them around, great fun to look through during your morning coffee, there are some real gems there,

in case you are wondering American Gothic was painted by Grant Wood,

in the circumstances I think I too would go with the talking frog,

if you can not see the difference above this will help, the crocodile is facing right and the alligator is facing left.