if you are filthy rich,
buy a pair of jeans with fake mud attached! I kid you not, the latest trend of Nordstrom would have you believe is to wear their range of jeans called the Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans, they are apparently brand new,
but make you look like you’ve just finished feeding your pigs, or you just fell
in a ditch after a wild night of partying, they look filthy, but that’s
apparently the point, as Nordstrom claims the mud “shows you’re not afraid to
get down and dirty.”
the description on the Nordstrom website explains that the
mud-caked jeans “embody rugged, Americana workwear that’s seen some
hard-working action.” photos of the Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans went viral online recently,
with people leaving all kinds of snarky reviews on the Nordstrom website, “Gotta
love being able to look like I have fed the pigs, helped deliver a calf, and
get the tractor unstuck without ever having to leave my BMW. Love it,” one
person wrote,
“These are perhaps the best jeans I’ve ever owned. Perfectly
match my stick on calluses,” another commented, they even got a comment out of
Mike, Rowe, the famous host of popular Discovery Channel show Dirty Jobs,
Ainsley Eardhardt of Fox & Friends apparently
shares the same opinion. “It’s for the trust fund baby. It’s for the kid who
inherits the millions of dollars, the kid who doesn’t want to work hard and
wants to go into Nordstrom, pay a lot of money and act like they work,” she
said on the show,
but wait there is more, who could possibly get down and dirty without a matching jacket? yes there is one, so how much to look like a worker? well both are the same price, for a mere £330 or at today's rate $425 each you can be in the height of dirt! for the penny pinchers amongst us there is no mention made if there is a discount for buying both jeans and jacket together.
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