School Exams Are Nearly Here,

and here are a few supposedly real exam answerer's to exam questions, Q: What does “varicose” mean? A: Nearby. Q: What is a terminal illness? A: It’s when you are sick at the airport. Q: What is the most common form of birth control? A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. Q: Give the meaning of the term “Cesarean section. A: The Cesarean section is a district in Rome. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: You arrive at a bus stop at five to three and the bus comes at 3.20. How long have you been waiting? A: Ages. if you liked these there are some more here.