As By Now Most Of My Friends Know I Love Cars And Drink Vodka,

well in a strange twist of fate the two have been combined, if you buy one of these £1m bullet-proof SUV's you get 3 bottles of vodka free, but on to the cars first, they are Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition each one has gold-plated windows, pure tungsten exhausts, and the speed gauges are encrusted in diamonds, so glad to see we are not going over the top on this one, this SUV also comes complete with an exterior bulletproof Kevlar coating, weighing four tons and powered by a V8 engine capable of 450 horse power, the Pombron's maker also claim the car is 'rocket grenade proof',

now to the inside, the seats are not for the squeamish, they are made of one of the softest materials around, guaranteed to make the tree huggers furious, the ultimate in luxury,

now the best bit, the free vodka, Russo-Baltique, the vodka brand it created this year to mark its 100th anniversary, I am not saying it is cheap, but last year a bottle retailed for £790,000, it is not a meant to be drunk, the company's website explains - instead it should be displayed as art, that's because the bling of the bottle frankly puts the SUV to shame,

according to the Dartz company's website, the flask, a replica of the radiator guard used for the Russo-Baltique cars, is made from gold coins minted between 1908 and 1912, so three free bottles at £790,000 each - the cars got to be a bargain!