When I Read This I Had To Ask Why?

would three men want to steal a purple, 600-pound, aluminium chicken,

I suppose it must have made sense at the time, the owner of the statue said he was getting ready for work Tuesday when he heard a commotion, He looked down the street and saw a pick up truck pulling his purple, 600-pound, aluminium chicken down the road, the theft took place in Putnam County, San Mateo, Florida,


the chicken, which is valued at $2,300, sustained "a broken leg, broken claw and there was extensive damage to one side," according to the release, I can only assume they were would try to sell it for the scrape value of the metal, but I would have thought it would have ruffled the feathers of any scrap metal dealer they brought it to!