In One Of The Jaws Films,

the first I am sure,

some one says, 'we need a bigger boat', I guess that is what many are thinking in Germany but the phrase 'we need a bigger car', taking the place of a boat, a trio of thieves were stopped in a police checkpoint, a police spokesman said: 'they were unlucky because we staged a country wide crack down on unsafe cars with 9,000 vehicles checked, and theirs just happened to be pulled over because it was riding so low,'  and why was it riding so low? their Nissan Micra had a safe weighing in at a quarter ton in the car's boot!

the safe had been ripped from the wall of a house earlier in the evening and contained cash and jewellery worth £40,000, the safe was returned to the owners the same evening, while the trio made a full confession, hopefully for all concerned there will not be a next time.