last summer, some speculated it was an escaped mutant from a government lab, others thought it was an alien, yea right! but now the truth will out, "I was one of those guys behind that Montauk monster thing last summer," the unnamed individual told blogger Drew Grant over lunch Wednesday, He then related a tale of finding a dead raccoon in the sand on nearby Shelter Island in late June 2008, being young men on vacation, they put the animal on an inflatable child's swim duck, along with a lot of other debris, then they set it on fire and pushed it out to sea,
"In the interest of full disclosure," he added, "this did happen shortly after a waterboarding endurance competition, and just before a clothespins-on-your-genitals challenge." about two weeks later, the Montauk Monster was found around the other side of Long Island's South Fork, so now we know, aliens indeed!
Friday, 5 June 2009
Has The Mystery Of The Montauk Monster Been Solved?
a stinking, hairless carcass washed up on the beach in Montauk, N.Y,
last summer, some speculated it was an escaped mutant from a government lab, others thought it was an alien, yea right! but now the truth will out, "I was one of those guys behind that Montauk monster thing last summer," the unnamed individual told blogger Drew Grant over lunch Wednesday, He then related a tale of finding a dead raccoon in the sand on nearby Shelter Island in late June 2008, being young men on vacation, they put the animal on an inflatable child's swim duck, along with a lot of other debris, then they set it on fire and pushed it out to sea,
"In the interest of full disclosure," he added, "this did happen shortly after a waterboarding endurance competition, and just before a clothespins-on-your-genitals challenge." about two weeks later, the Montauk Monster was found around the other side of Long Island's South Fork, so now we know, aliens indeed!
last summer, some speculated it was an escaped mutant from a government lab, others thought it was an alien, yea right! but now the truth will out, "I was one of those guys behind that Montauk monster thing last summer," the unnamed individual told blogger Drew Grant over lunch Wednesday, He then related a tale of finding a dead raccoon in the sand on nearby Shelter Island in late June 2008, being young men on vacation, they put the animal on an inflatable child's swim duck, along with a lot of other debris, then they set it on fire and pushed it out to sea,
"In the interest of full disclosure," he added, "this did happen shortly after a waterboarding endurance competition, and just before a clothespins-on-your-genitals challenge." about two weeks later, the Montauk Monster was found around the other side of Long Island's South Fork, so now we know, aliens indeed!
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