Tuesday, 17 November 2015

Mount Everest Has Been In The News Recently,

apparently because of all of the rubbish that is left by climbers,


but here is the thing, have you ever noticed that there are always Sherpas' to help the climbers, why? the answer to their ability to climb with ease at high altitudes is their diet, Yeti meat, one of the best kept secrets in modern day mountaineering, this of course explains why people never see a Yeti, Sherpas farm them in secret valleys hidden from outsiders eyes, any that are found in the wild are eaten on the spot, what do they taste like? a little like Unicorn meat I am told, although not as fishy as Mermaid, with Christmas around the corner what an unusual gift and no I am not on commission!


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