Thursday, 30 October 2008

Credit crunched:

The £100,000 Ferrari wrapped around a telegraph pole. It seems unbelievable, but the only thing seriously injured in this crash was the driver's ego. The young man behind the wheel of this £100,000 Ferrari lost control as he sped through the streets of Adelaide, Australia, and smashed into an electricity pole. The prang left the engine and bonnet wrapped around the structure. Incredibly, the driver and his male passenger, who have not been named, received only minor injuries. The five-year-old black Ferrari 360 Modena crashed a few minutes after residents saw it go past their houses at high speed. One householder said: 'I was outside my house talking when we heard something fly up towards us and it was this black Ferrari. 'It sounded just like 'zing-zing' as it roared past. I have never seen anything travel as fast as that in my life. 'Those men were lucky to be alive because the pole split the car in two and it's ended up where the gearstick should be.'
The un-named driver and his passenger were taken to the Royal Adelaide Hospital for treatment, but their injuries were said to be not serious. Pictures of the crashed vehicle resulted in one internet blogger commenting: 'I wonder what action the police will take with an idiot driving a Ferrari.' Another commentator said: 'We're making a few assumptions here, but when a young guy is driving a Ferrari worth a quarter of a million bucks, and then splits it almost in two, someone's going to be grounded for life.'

Speeding Muppet!

Speeding puppet at wheel of British car makes Muppet's of the German police,
German police are appealing for help in finding a British driver making Muppet's out of them. Which I find a bit strange as at some time I remember the German Police refusing to hand over German driver details when visiting German nationals commit a offense in the UK. Speed cameras in the state of Bavaria have captured an Audi car breaking the speed limit several times with a Muppet Show character appearing to be at the wheel. Only after examining speed camera photos more closely did they realise it was a right-hand drive car with UK plates.
Only a blur was captured in the driving seat, because the speed cameras are focused for left-hand drive cars. The puppet in question is Animal, the Muppet Show’s crazed drummer in the band Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem. German police have logged the details of the car with its central registration bureau for fines but, as the car is not listed in Germany, they are powerless to pursue the matter unless they snag the driver in a routine stop. 'We do, however, ask the public to help us identify the driver as he or she has been speeding through several cameras recently,' said a spokesman. In the latest incident the Audi was travelling on the A9 autobahn near Bayreuth at 20 mph over the 75mph limit.

Hallowen is getting nearer!

Man ordered to take down his Halloween decorations because they are too scary. A man has been ordered to take down the Halloween decorations on his house because they are too scary. Graham Walls, 28, was told by his landlords to remove the array of life-size spooky creatures adorning the outside of his home after passing mums complained the display was terrifying their kids. Lighting technician Graham spent £600 on the ghostly get-up - which includes skeletons, zombies, witches and a tombstone - hung on the front walls of his home in Hove, East Sussex. Letting agents this week wrote to Graham to tell him that if he didn't remove the decorations they would take them down themselves and send him the bill - on top of a fine. The letter claimed Graham had "defaced" the building and sparked complaints from other tenants whose kids were scared of the array of monsters and ghouls. But Graham, who shares the flat with nurse girlfriend Debbie Harris, said: "Neighbours wanted to start a campaign to keep them. Everyone's been asking why I've taken them down because they were so popular. "Last year I put them up for the first time and had no complaints but that was a different property management company." He added: "It's just a bit of fun. I thought with all the horror shows that kids are exposed to these days there wouldn't be a problem with these decorations. "It's sad to have to take them down as so many people thought they were great."

Neighbour Alicia Lane, a 29-year-old youth worker, is among those backing Graham. She said: "People put up far more at Christmas and it was done for community spirit, to make the kids smile." But mum Sally Hollis, 41, who lives nearby, said: "My kids had the life scared out of them when they saw the zombies hanging on the wall outside the flat. "They kept asking if they would come alive at night and come and get them. I must admit I was a little scared of them too - they were very lifelike and realistic," Letting agents Estate and Property Management, based in Haywards Heath, West Sussex, said: "It is against the terms of the lease to put anything on the communal parts of the building and, as such, we had no alternative but to request they come down."

Don't look down!

Climbers explore the murky abyss of 3,100ft deep underground shaft in China, I must admit I really do not like the thought of going deep underground, but I guess some ones got to do it! This rocky chasm in China is one of the world's deepest underground shafts. It stretches down for an astonishing 3,100ft, or 1,026 metres. An international team of cave explorers who discovered the cave, near the village of Tian Xing, are seen descending into the abyss.
Though unimaginably deep, the Chinese caves are actually dwarfed by others across the globe. The world's deepest cave is Krubera in Georgia, which is 6,822ft deep (2,080 metres), followed by Lamprechtsofen in Austria (5,354ft or 1,631 metres) and Gouffre Mirolda in France (5,335ft or 1,626 metres). As an interesting comparison, the world's tallest peak, Mount Everest, is 29,029ft (8,848 metres) high.
Photographer Robert Shone spent two months documenting the team's underground discoveries,

and this is at the bottom,

A walk in the town.

The new lights outside The Blues Factory,
are taking shape,
I do not know when they are being switched on or who is paying for them, I wonder if they will be coloured or plain white?
I have just read in last weeks Pattaya Mail that Pattaya received a bronze medal for being wheelchair friendly, I can only assume the people giving out the medals did not see theses perspex barriers at the Coyote end of Soi Blues Factory,
or theses ones at the Walking Street end of Soi Blues Factory, they were bit of a tight squeeze for me to get through so wheelchairs and prams are a real no-no,
we took a stroll with Juu from Champions down to see Tom in Sisterz,
then stopped off at Maureen's for a drink with her and Nick, next into Champions for a nightcap and then home to bed,
when we got home there was a really nice smell in the front yard, every few months or so this bush flowers at night and gives off a really nice fragrance, a pleasant home coming.

A Fifth Creepy Urban Legend (That Happen to be True)

The Funhouse Mummy, The Myth: A prop at a carnival was discovered not to be made of the usual combination of papier mache and carni spit, but human skin and bone. All the little kiddies at the haunted house had been poking and giggling at a real, mummified dead body. The Truth: Apparently the smell wasn’t just coming from the convict manning the corndog stand. Back in 1976, a camera crew filming an episode of The Six Million Dollar Man began to set up in the haunted house at the Nu-Pike Amusement Park in Long Beach, Calif. As they were moving aside a "hanging man" prop, they accidentally knocked off its arm and discovered human bones inside. Bionic, this poor sap wasn’t. The story gets stranger. The body was actually that of criminal mastermind Elmer McCurdy, who was killed in a shootout after robbing a train in 1911. The princely sum old Elmer got killed for? $46 (and two jugs of whiskey). McCurdy was embalmed by the local undertaker, and apparently the guy was so darn pleased with his work that he propped up the corpse in the funeral home as evidence of his skills. People were charged 5 cents to see the corpse, which they paid by dropping a nickel in the cadaver’s mouth. Remember that little bit of history the next time somebody turns their nose up at you for liking Hostel 2. Think it can’t get any stranger? After several years of raking in the nickels (how exactly these coins were retrieved after being dropped into the corpse’s mouth is something probably best left to the imagination) Our enterprising undertaker’s scheme was ruined when McCurdy's brothers showed up to claim him. Of course, these guys weren’t his brothers at all, but wily carnival promoters. From that point on, McCurdy’s mummy went on a morbid mystery tour all around America, popping up at carnivals all over the country before finally coming to rest in Long Beach.
McCurdy is now buried in Oklahoma. Because McCurdy apparently had the most entertaining corpse in history, they prevented anyone else from taking him on tour by dumping concrete on top of the casket. 2 cubic yards of it!

A great day out.

A big "Thank you" to Mr. Tony, Mr. Tony has more than a few friends, well one of them invited him, Tom and us for a drink at the Sattahip navel base, so it was a convoy to go there, once we had passed security and got our passes the first stop was, yes you guessed it, the bar,
view from the bar looking towards the far islands,
looking back towards Pattaya in the far distance on the left of the picture,

the tide is now in!

a bit more of Pattaya,

after a few drinks on the terrace it was then down to the restaurant on the beach a short drive away,
smiling face at the counter,
waiting for the food,
mussels with cheese,
plain mussels, prawn and broccoli, grilled and boiled fish,
prawns and mixed vegetables then arrived,
then egg covered prawns and sweet and sour chicken, there was so much food we needed 2 tables to put it all on, the bill for us was 1,400 baht including more that a few beers,
path back to the cars,
past the water sports supplies,
looking down to the bar,
the far islands,
and the restaurant and beach we were just on, a really great day out, far from the maddening crowd!