With Valentines Day So Near,

I am guessing a few of us are still looking,

for an alternative idea for a present rather than a trip to the gold shop, so here are a couple of crackers, who would not squeal with delight as you presented her with not just a housecleaning kit, but, the speciality housecleaning kit?

imagine the joy on her face when after that candlelit romantic Valentines day meal you cooked for her as a sign of your love and devotion, you handed her a voucher for her own funeral? ah! the pleasures of giving.