It Is No Secret,

I view my kitchen as a personal deathtrap,

on the two occasions I tried cooking I nearly burnt the house down, each time the same MO, I decided to boiled a couple of eggs, I fell asleep and 5 or 6 hours later wok up to find smoke everywhere and a melted saucepan, almost worse still the house smelt for weeks, so it comes as no surprise to see that the this cooking school was razed to the ground, I need no more evidence, for me keep out of the kitchen!