Britain Has Been Brought To It's Knees By A Few Inches Of Snow,

but did you know that The Germans in World War 2 knew we were useless with snow?

A prototype Snow Zeppelin hangs over the sea where it would suck up gallons of water before turning it into snow.

Hitler was planning to defeat Britain in World War II by utilising a fleet of snow machines, historians for Berlin's Institute of Nazi History have revealed after secret plans were discovered on an excavated site by Professor Guttman, the plan was to snow down the British Isles by the Nazis, it was however rendered useless because of a SIS raid which took out the top secret labs in Northern Germany towards the end of the war, Snow Zeppelin Facts- The Snow Zeppelins were the length of three football pitches and could create enough snow to cover 400 square miles each. Hitler's snow plan involved the construction of twenty of these monstrous machines which would cover the whole of Britain twice over with snow. German agents had summarised that the British were absolutely useless with snow and that this would be an opportunity to leave them completely defenceless. Each Snow Zeppelin would take about four months to construct.- The Snow Zeppelins were manned by a crew of 45. The snow was to be shovelled out manually from the zeppelins once over Britain by the crew. The specially trained crew festgefahrener Schnee handlers were an elite troop manning the zeppelins. I guess he forgot the RAF would have shot them down with out to much trouble!