Last Week Whilst Fishing We Saw A Sasquatch,

a Yeti like creature,

this week a fishermen and a forestry worker have now claimed to have seen a Yeti, there were three reported sightings in recent weeks, at the first sighting a worker shouted at them, they rushed away, all in fur, walking on two legs, making their way through the bushes and with two other limbs, straight up the hill, on a second sighting on the bank of the Mras-Su River in Russia several days later, an unnamed fisherman was quoted as saying: “We saw some tall animals looking like people,” and in a third sighting a forestry inspector reported seeing a yeti in a national park, a government official Sergei Adlyakov said: “the creature did not look like a bear and quickly disappeared after breaking some branches off the bushes,”

Russia’s leading yeti expert Igor Burtsev, head of the International Centre of Hominology, claimed sightings were ’significant’, at a similar expedition last year, he claimed to have found yeti hair though no DNA findings have been released, He claims the creature - also known as Bigfoot and Sasquatch - is the missing link between Neanderthal man and modern human beings, Burtsev has previously claimed a population of around 30 yetis are living in Russia’s Kemerovo region,


are there such things? have a look at the Thai Sasquatch we saw when we went fishing, well for me to be convinced I would have thought by now that some bones would have been found, buried or laying around, secondly scientist have found from the age of dinosaurs their poo, the scientific name is a coprolite and they are the fossilised remains of Dinosaur toilet habits, last time I looked there were 50 or so items for sale of it on EBay, you can even have dinosaur poo gift jewellery, you see my point, there is lots of it around, so why have no toilet remains been found from the many groups of Yetis, Bigfoot and Sasquatch, Ah! I see it now, they are house trained and bury their poo!