A Scotsman who spells
Whisky with a n ‘e’,
should be hand cuffed
and thrown head first in the Dee.
In the USA and Ireland,
it’s spelt with an ‘e’
but in Scotland
it’s real ‘Whisky’.
So if you see Whisky
and it has an ‘e’,
only take it,
if you get it for free!
For the name is not the same
and it never will be,
a dram is only a real dram,
from a bottle of ‘Scotch Whisky’.
Stanley Bruce. 20th April 2004
many years ago Mum, Dad and me went to a place called Lunan Bay for a fishing holiday in Scotland, I am sure it has changed since the early 1960's when we were there, we stayed in the Lunan Bay Hotel, which had it's own private beat on the river Lun, in the bar it had over 160 different whisky's, well Dad tried every one of them, and then announced, (to no one in particular) "there is no such thing as a bad whisky, it is just that some taste better than others!"
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