yes the anti-smoking brigade have struck again, it appears even if you smoke out of doors you are still going to kill your kids when you walk inside, but the answer is so simple, each pack of cigarettes comes with a complete chemical/bio hazard suit, the suit stays outside, put it on when you have a cigarette and remove it before you come back inside! of course the less affluent cigarette companies will have a bar of soap instead of a suit with the instructions,
(1) inside home remove clothes,
(2) go outside naked and smoke,
(3) after extinguishing cigarette safely, wash with soap supplied under garden hose,
(4) replace clothes and be welcomed back to your kids whose lives you have just saved!
or like me give up! no that's to give in to the "I will tell you what to do brigade!"
Wednesday 7 January 2009
Third Hand Smoke Is Here!
forth hand smoke presumably is on the way!
yes the anti-smoking brigade have struck again, it appears even if you smoke out of doors you are still going to kill your kids when you walk inside, but the answer is so simple, each pack of cigarettes comes with a complete chemical/bio hazard suit, the suit stays outside, put it on when you have a cigarette and remove it before you come back inside! of course the less affluent cigarette companies will have a bar of soap instead of a suit with the instructions,
(1) inside home remove clothes,
(2) go outside naked and smoke,
(3) after extinguishing cigarette safely, wash with soap supplied under garden hose,
(4) replace clothes and be welcomed back to your kids whose lives you have just saved!
or like me give up! no that's to give in to the "I will tell you what to do brigade!"
yes the anti-smoking brigade have struck again, it appears even if you smoke out of doors you are still going to kill your kids when you walk inside, but the answer is so simple, each pack of cigarettes comes with a complete chemical/bio hazard suit, the suit stays outside, put it on when you have a cigarette and remove it before you come back inside! of course the less affluent cigarette companies will have a bar of soap instead of a suit with the instructions,
(1) inside home remove clothes,
(2) go outside naked and smoke,
(3) after extinguishing cigarette safely, wash with soap supplied under garden hose,
(4) replace clothes and be welcomed back to your kids whose lives you have just saved!
or like me give up! no that's to give in to the "I will tell you what to do brigade!"
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