Thursday 26 January 2012

How To Turn A £40,000 Volkswagen Golf R,

into a pile of scrap in one easy lesson,


the easy answer is loan a brand new one to Greater Manchester Police for a test drive! then this lovely looking car above,

can be turned into this pile of scrap when the driver (name being kept a secret, it is a matter of National Security), takes it out for a high speed blast on public roads at 02.00 am, the officer, who is from the automatic number plate recognition intercept unit which patrols car crime hotspots, suffered spinal injuries and was taken to hospital, although he has since been discharged, so the good news is that he is unharmed,

it is not known how fast he was travelling when the accident happened, but you can bet your life if it was you or I who crashed this car, the police would have the traffic division who investigate road traffic accidents on the scene and you or I would be charged with speeding plus reckless or dangerous driving at the least! as it is the force has now suspended him from driving duties,


as you can imagine when Volkswagen loaned out one of its top-of-the-range supercars to a UK police force, the firm must have been fairly confident the vehicle was in safe hands, but as some one said, 'luckily, it was in the hands of a highly trained police driver, otherwise, who knows what damage may have been done........'

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