Looking Around The Internet,

with nothing much else to do,

I found this businesses card generator, all you do is type in 4 lines of information and press the 'Do It' button,

here is what the generator made for me,

Stanley Kemp The Easily Confusable,  Magic & Mirrors

Dark side of the Moon's Most Revered Raiser of Awareness

Dark side of the Moon's Dignified Pontificator

Dark side of the Moon Unchallenged Thought Leader

Green Ribbon-Winning Demolition Expert of Magic & Mirrors

Fastest Yo-yo Trickster

Transparent Herve Villechaize Impersonator

Most Tenacious Ninja

Eminent Spiritual Savior of Dark side of the Moon

Most Aerodynamic Achiever of Excellence

Preeminent Altruist

if you want to give it a try below is what I submitted, 

Name: Stanley Kemp

Title: The Easily Confusable

Company: Magic & Mirrors

City: Dark Side of the Moon

great fun, give it a try you never know what it will come up with.