I Have Often Heard Of The Term 'Cat Burglar',

it describes a thief who is especially skilled at stealthy or undetected entry of a premises,

in true life it appears there is a real cat burglar operating in Folkestone, Kent, Dorothy Howling-Neame, 75, reported the cat burglar, which she claimed often broke into her house through a catflap, which left the owner pictured above, Janine Watson, bemused until two cops arrived to interview her and her husband Paul, the cat burgular was their pet cat Pebble, it appears that Pebble had decided that chicken was on the menu, unfortunately it stole one that belonged to Dorothy Howling-Neame who lives next door, Ms Howling-Neame said the cat burglar regularly made its way into her house through a catflap and said she was correct to call the police, 'it goes for my cats,’ she said, 'the last straw came when it went for the chicken,’

Janine said to the two policemen ‘how much it cost taxpayers to send two of them out, one said the average was about £2,000, it’s absurd, this country is in enough disarray without police being called out over a cat', Pebbles decline to comment but was last seen licking his lips and purring, but speaking of cat burglars, another was in the news recently, Denis, sometimes known as the Menace is a two-year-old black and white cat and has stolen underwear, shoes, shirts, paintbrushes and even a doll, He brings them all back to his embarrassed owner Lesley Newman at her home in Luton, are we looking at a new crime spree? only time will tell.