Do Not Mess With Fish 69!

and you thought fish were fun! well the owner of Field Farm Fisheries in Launton, Oxfordshire, Mr Evans, 71, does not, he has lost literally hundreds of fish from his lake to Eastern Europeans, they have now been banned from his lakes after stopping a group of them stealing his fish and was threatened by one of them, as a result he decided to ban them "since then they haven’t been back and I’ve not seen anybody trying to steal from me." but it is not a easy as that, you can not ban people on grounds of race, creed, colour, age, religion, etc, it is illegal in the UK, a spokesman for the Equality and Human Rights Commission said: ‘It is unlawful to be refused a service – or not to be given the same standard of service extended to others – on grounds of race.’ so for the Eastern European community it is frying tonight!

but on to a more complex theft, cucumbers, now think about this, what would do with a stolen cucumber? OK eat it, but what would you do with the other £5,500 worth that were also stolen? that is what has stumped police in Adelaide, Australia, there were no fewer than 11 separate robberies in the past three months, the investigating officer said, "The issue with the cucumber is how do you and I tell who owns a different cucumber?," police chief Kym Zander said, "We're having difficulty establishing where they (the cucumbers) are going."

"more tea with your cucumber sandwiches vicar?"