Saturday Again!

first to arrive were Jay and Precil,

so it was coffee to start with,

but then Mike and Riza arrived, when I went downstairs there was this huge pizza, no prises for guessing it never appeared upstairs,

Diana, Fe, Riza and Precil,

Mr. Tony called in with a message from Mickey On The Hill, Mickey said that the flowers we have that have a lovely smell at night is a jasmine, also I wish Mickey's basil bush a speedy recovery after Mr. Tony took a few leaves, they made Mr. Tony's chicken dish a delight,

Mike and Jay, Keith and Mike called in for a few drinks and a chat,

then the food was served, Diana had made a cottage pie, Big Jim had brought along a roasted duck and chicken,

Mr. Tony enjoying his food,

meanwhile downstairs the girls were cooking their food, a Filipino dish, plus the huge pizza,

it is I believe called pansit, noodles chicken liver and vegetables,

then the girls ate their food,

Mike arranged for the local Indian to bring round some curry pasties, they were so nice I ate two!

the delivery lady named Phon, service with a smile,

naturally after a few drinks we put the world to rights, then on to the joke telling stage like this one,

a police officer pulls over a speeding car,

the officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

the driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. '

not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly, dear--you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'

as the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'

the wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.'

as the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'

the officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir, that's an automatic $75 fine.'

the driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'

the wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on, you never wear your seat belt when you're driving..'

and as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'

the officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'

'Only when he's been drinking.’ Boom-Boom!