After Finishing Putting Our Christmas Lights Up,

I saw this in today's newspaper, I guess our efforts still have a long way to go, the newspaper, The Sun is asking readers to send in snaps of the best and barmiest Christmas decorations in your area, it says, 'maybe you've turned your house into Santa's grotto - or spotted a flat done up with a thousand fairy lights? the best one will will a special prize - so what are you waiting for...make this year a snappy Christmas!' so there you have it, get snapping and win a prize,

now a Christmas cracker joke, 'waiter bring me a crocodile soup - and make it snappy!' boom-boom!