Sunday, 31 May 2009
Now I Know We All Have Hobbies,
It Gets Worse And Worse,
it is particularly embarrassing because Mr Cook, above, is an official supporter of the campaign to commemorate Air Chief Marshal Sir Keith Park, who commanded 11 Group Fighter Command, RAF, during the Battle of Britain, a handwritten note attached to the claim by way of a receipt stated: "Battle of Britain church service, Sunday 17.09.06. £5 contribution to offertory on behalf of Frank Cook MP." Mr Cook told Sky News: "I have no recollection of the claim. I've got to accept that what they say is accurate." yes, well, do I believe that? no wait, of course I believe it he is a politician he can not lie!
and how about this for being a cheap skate, the former leader of the Liberal Democrats, Charles Kennedy, above, bought 2 teddy bears as a gifts from the gift shop at the House of Commons, and then claimed the money back! he must think the world of kids! but seriously for a moment, we have had our MP's claiming for duck islands, helicopter pads, moat clearance amongst others, will some one please tell me how I can get on the claim train?
Saturday And All's Well!
Saturday, 30 May 2009
'Vital' Missing Part Delays British Airways 747,
luckily a replacement 'vital' part was found, but what was it? a part for the engine, wings, wheels, kitchen, boilers maybe, I am really getting into this, electrics, avionics or hydraulics, no none of these, it was a clip in ashtray that was missing from a toilet door! as the minutes ticked by, and the ashtray could not be found, the captain eventually ordered ground crew to 'go and rob one' from another plane - or take off a whole door if necessary,
a spokesman for BA insisted last night that the flight had had to be delayed because all planes in Europe are required by law to have ashtrays, 'We apologise to customers for the inconvenience but their safety is always our overriding priority.' yes those Boeing 747's are really unsafe when just 1 ashtray is missing! by the way, smoking has been banned on all British Airways flights for more than a decade,
however, the Civil Aviation Authority, which regulates the UK aviation industry, said: 'The air navigation orders are a bit like the highway code, 'There's only a small section about smoking and one of the rules is that it's banned, there's nothing in there at all about ashtrays' and BA wonders why I for one would rather walk than use BA!
Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday To You,
the lift was invented in 1850, but was still too new in 1859 for the clock we know as Big Ben to include such an amenity, the 13.5-ton copper and tin bell which – as every nerdy child knows – is Big Ben, not St Stephen’s Clock Tower which houses it, the “bong” measures 118 decibels, Big Ben’s appeal is intriguing, it is the biggest chiming clock tower in the world,
but in terms of size it is easily beaten, the clock face on the top of the Royal Liver Building in Liverpool is bigger, worldwide, it looks like a wrist-watch compared to the clock on the Abraj Al Bait Towers in Mecca whose face, when finished, will measure 80 metres to Big Ben’s puny 6.9 metres,
a few Big Ben Facts,
The clock started keeping time on May 31 1859; the bells began ringing on July 11.
Each face is lit by 27 low-energy, radio-controlled bulbs.
The “Westminster” chimes were copied from Great St Mary’s in Cambridge.
St Stephen’s Clock Tower was built without scaffolding, from the inside out.
Tunnelling for the Jubilee line left the tower leaning 220mm (8.66 in) to the North-West,
all together now, one more chours of Happy Birthday! British and Proud of it!
Friday And We Are Off Fishing,
A Puzzle For The Weekend,
where all numbers Bn are zero with odd index n > 1, the even-indexed rational numbers Bn alternate in sign, the first values are
sum of consecutive integer powers, Jakob Bernoulli introduced a sequence of rational numbers, later called Bernoulli numbers, to compute the sum of consecutive integer powers, this formula is given by
and so on, well in case you can not work it out all is not lost, an Iraqi-born 16-year-old reportedly has cracked the puzzle, Mohamed Altoumaimi, who immigrated to Sweden six years ago, took only four months to find a formula that explains a sequence of calculations known as the Bernoulli numbers, a code that had stumped some of the best experts in the field, Agence France-Presse reported, Altoumaimi said after his high school teachers were skeptical about his work he contacted professors at Uppsala University, one of Sweden's top institutions, who confirmed his formula was correct and offered him a place at the university, AFP reported, enough of maths, it has given me a headache, and I still can not see the answer!
Ferrari Go Green!
2007 Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano
Friday, 29 May 2009
5 Shot, 1 Dead,
One Of Diana's Favorites, Mc.Donald's!
Red Or Dead!
the message from gamekeeper Paul Parker, "Greys your days are numbered!" he has made it his mission to save the native red squirrel from extinction at the hands of its aggressive grey cousin, in less than two years, the 'conservationist' has culled 22,622 grey squirrels, a rate of about 200 a week, with the help of a £150,000 Government grant the father-of-three, 45, has eradicated the grey invader from many parts of Northumberland and is set to go south to do the same there,
it appears that we are eating them in restaurants, I will have to look out for them when I am back in the UK! but the RSPCA has criticised the mass attack as 'ethically questionable', more fat cats scrabbling to keep their well paid jobs, never mind that they, as all farmers know are vermin, (the squirrels not the RSPCA officials! a close call I know but I thought I had better clear that one up)