Friday 1 May 2009
School Exams Are Nearly Here,
and here are a few supposedly real exam answerer's to exam questions,
Q: What does “varicose” mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: It’s when you are sick at the airport.
Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q: Give the meaning of the term “Cesarean section.
A: The Cesarean section is a district in Rome.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: You arrive at a bus stop at five to three and the bus comes at 3.20. How long have you been waiting?
A: Ages.
if you liked these there are some more here.
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