Thursday, 1 November 2018

Now Do Not Get Me Wrong On This One,

I am not in the habit of going into the ladies rest room in bars,

but if I did I would now know what my date for the evening means when she returns from the rest room and orders an 'Angel Shot With Lime' it means I have got to leave the bar quick! Bars lately are coming up with secret codes to help customers signal, privately, when they need help if they're getting harassed or feeling unsafe on a bad date, it just goes to show how times have change, in my younger days a hard, swift unexpected knee to the guys dangly bits brought, along with cries of laughter from those watching, the evenings date to a swift close.

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