Wednesday 3 July 2019

I Do A Few Exercises,

every morning 6 days a week,


 I know I will never have that 'super fit 6 pack', thing that everybody talks about, until now, behold the ekoD Works, new Faint Muscle Mousou Mapping T-shirt, it is designed to look sheer, revealing the wearer’s impressive assets, the white t-shirt is designed to create the illusion of an enhanced physique, created by the brilliant minds at ekoD Works, who also supplied all of the photographs, 

 “This t-shirt brings to life the world of MOUSOU(=Illusion) that people secretly envision,” the description on ekoD Works reads, “With the unique Mousou Mapping technology of ekoD Works, just by wearing this shirt, the beautiful body you’ve always wanted will be faintly visible to others. With this, you’ll definitely attract a great deal of attention!”

 The Faint Muscle Mousou Mapping T-shirt comes in two variants, one for men who want to create the illusion of a having toned pectoral muscles and an enviable six-pack, and another for women who want to attract attention to their seemingly perfect breasts,


since all the magic of this shirt is in the print, ekoD advises buyers to only hand-wash it as not to damage the “see-through” print, and always dry it inside out, just what I want as I do not do really heavy workouts, so this will trick people into thinking that I do, both models are priced at ¥3,888 ($36) and here is the good news, both are shipped worldwide, no wait a second, if they use DHL I will never receive it!, back to the weights every morning it is then.


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