Monday, 13 February 2017

Many Years Ago,

there was a song,

by a UK band called Dire Straits, it was called Money for Nothing, a great song if you listen to it by the way, a slow start but it gets better, but there is another way to make money for nothing if you are in a pop band, sell nothing for $3.99, this is how it works, apparently there are a number of people that play 'air guitars', that is from what I can make out, people that do not know how to play a real guitar, so they imagine they are playing an invisible one on stage in the style and manner of their heroes who are in a group, so you have an invisible guitar, but during a performance what happens if you break a string? you can see where I am going with this already! behold, invisible strings for invisible guitars! I kid you not, here is the take on them from Metalsucks

'These strings are precision manufactured to the highest standards and most exacting specifications to ensure consistency, optimum performance, and long life. KISS Air Guitar Strings are made from nothing wrapped around more nothing, with specially tempered nothing-plated high carbon nothing, producing a well balanced tone for your air guitar. Gauges .000, .000, .000, .000, .000, and .000. And best of all, they’re only four bucks for a pack of none! WHAT AN AMAZING VALUE!!! That’s a great use of four dollars and is definitely not just throwing your money away.'

I think that says it all, but wait there is more, these things appears to be selling faster than Pet Rocks, the strings are being sold by Gene Simmons on behalf of KISS, who has been working hard to create as many types of KISS themed merchandise as possible, they are even being touted as a Christmas presentwell I can think of better ways to waste $3.99, wait a second no I cannot!

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