please come and claim it,
as the police are running out of hay, and they want to arrest the owner for drinking and buggying, (being dyslexic I had to be careful how I spelt that), it happened like this, in Ohio during what should have been a routine check, police
were forced to flag down a horse and buggy around 1am when they saw two Amish
men visibly drinking from an open case of beer. The men were drinking from a
12-pack of Michelob Ultra and blasting music from a stereo, the bust did not go
as planned, however, when the police showed up both men leaped from the buggy
and had it away on their toes into the nearby woods. As the horse casually kept on going
down the road, the police had to choose between stopping the horse or chasing
their suspects. They chose the former, for the safety of other citizens driving
on the road, no one has so far gone to the police station to confess or claim the
horse and buggy, the boombox-blasting Amish guys pounding down Michelob Ultra
vanished and seem to have gotten away with it as of the time of this writing, for the full story of drinking and buggying have a look here.
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