Whilst Listening To The Radio,

on your mobile telephone,

 how many times have you nearly dropped it into the toilet bowl? maybe you have already! so here is the retro answer for you,

 a bathroom toilet tissue dispenser with a built in AM radio,

encased in plastic dyed in unnatural hues these incongruous yet ingenious multifunctional devices emerged at the end of the 1960s,

 and to blend in with any colour scheme, it must be pretty in pink, apart from Windsor,

 and Tammy,

there were it appears many other manufactures out there, such as Futura, Westminster, Ultra Tone, Federal and Little John amongst others, above is the patent that led to all of them, I do not think they are currently available brand new, so it would be a case of tracking a secondhand one down and making sure it works before you buy, but when you, do no more worries about dropping your mobile telephone down the loo whilst listening to the radio!