Sunday 21 May 2023

Extraterrestrial Aliens Have Not, Repeat Have Not,

invaded Hemlock, Michigan,


photograph Hemlock Public School, the school in Hemlock, Michigan recently issued a press release in hope of quashing a rumour of an impending extraterrestrial alien invasion, it appears that the rumours of the invasion were started by a mischievous student who wanted to get out of taking a math test, from the press release:

'The rumour quickly spread like wildfire on social media, with many concerned parents contacting the school district for clarification. Superintendent has reassured parents that there is no cause for alarm and that the safety and well-being of their children are their top priority, "We have thoroughly investigated the situation, and there is no evidence of any alien activity on our school grounds," Superintendent Killingbeck stated in a press conference. "We take all rumours seriously, but we also urge our community to be cautious when spreading information that has not been verified." the student responsible for starting the rumour has been appropriately disciplined, and the school district has taken steps to educate students on the importance of verifying information before sharing it', 

I would have thought it would have been easier to fake an illness to miss the test, but at least the students claim to fame could be that he wanted to imitate Orson Wells.



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